WASHINGTON – House passes Article of Impeachment: yea 232 (includes 10 BANANA Republicans), nay 197, abstain 4.

New Evidence: Dominion Voting Machines Do Contact Hugo Chavez!

The Ghost In The Machine!

LAS VEGAS – Well, well, well! It turns out the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS and Rudolph GHOUL-IANI were right! For the last few years, the annual Hacking Conference, DefCon, has included a Voting Village where all manner of voting machines are provided for attendees to inspect, disassemble, and hack to their hearts’ content. While many of the wild charges the tRUMPlodites have made have been difficult to prove, this one was easy! It turns out that after disassembling the microcode stored in ALL Dominion Election-Secure voting machines, this one function is, in fact, the smoking gun!

//pentagram seance algorithm
int pentagram_seance_vote_set(int vote) {
    int keep_or_flip = 0; //0=keep, 1=flip
    int candles[5];
    int degrees = 36;
    for (int i=0; i<5; i++) {
        candles[i] = degrees;
        degrees += 72;
    keep_or_flip = contact_chavez(vote);
    return keep_or_flip;

Dead giveaway! Notice how the pentagram of candles is offset exactly enough to be sure the star is pointing downward, unlike the “proper” stars on the good old Confederate Flag!

TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS Commits Sedition By Inciting Angry White Mob Of TERRORISTS To Storm Capitol. Derelict Police Aid And Abet. FIVE DEAD. This Is On You. There Is Blood On Your Hands. You Are Cop-Killers.

Domestic Terrorism

WASHINGTON – The OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) slithered out toward The Ellipse today to tell a mob of armed “Poor Little Boys” that it invited to town to try to overthrow The Government. He promised them it would be “wild.” That mob then violently invaded the US Capitol, killing a police officer and injuring many others. The dimwitted tRimplodites are still trying to pretend it won the election. It lost. It has been surmised, based on information provided by outsiders, that the Capitol Police were forewarned but their leadership told rank-and-file officers to let the rabble in. While our Senators and Representatives were crouching down on the floor of the House chamber, The OAF OF OFFICE told its followers that it loved them and that they were special (the definition of aid-and-comfort). Fortunately, ultimately, the domestic terrorists were repelled. Orange TWITLER lost that title as Twitter, and Facebook blocked its accounts for violation of their policies forbidding incitement to violence. Although the Congress did reconvene and ultimately count all the Electoral College votes and certify Joe Biden as the next President, Mike Pence still refuses to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove it from office. Impeachment proceedings must begin at once. Again, ALL tRUMP SUPPORTERS now have BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.

VOTE, Georgia, VOTE

ATLANTA – Vote, Georgia, Vote.
Vote, Vote, Vote.
Vote for Ossoff,
Vote for Warnock,
Vote, Georgia, VOTE!


WASHINGTON – The TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS will leave 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. one month from today. If it refuses, it will be clapped in irons and marched out in a perp-walk broadcast on all channels (here’s hopin’!). Good riddance to bad rubbish!


Read ’em and weep

WASHINGTON – Ok. The Electors in all 50 states have now met and voted. The TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS lost the Electoral College vote 306 to 232. There is nothing left but whining (a LOT of whining), geriatric pouting, foot stomping, tiny fist shaking, lying, insulting, oh and pardoning! But, come the Twentieth of January in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand Twenty-One, there will be no more OAF OF OFFICE in the White House. Finally! The People have spoken loudly and clearly!


This is what a pouting LOSER looks like

WASHINGTON – As if it really needed saying, even a tRUMP-laden Supreme Court stated that TexASS does NOT have standing to overturn the Electoral Votes of four other states, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. The succinct and unsigned order says, “The State of Texas’s motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied for lack of standing under Article III of the Constitution. Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another State conducts its elections. All other pending motions are dismissed as moot.”

That was the last limp-noodled attempt left to the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS, the one it called “The Big One,” and it was shot down in flames.

Sadly, lots of “Poor Little Boys” and other genitally-challenged hate-mongers will still take a few days to come around and the potential for violence will remain for some time. Remember, most of them still fly confederate flags. There is the matter of the 126 Banana Republican Congresspeople – 19 of whom claim to represent the very states that were targeted in the suit – who felt that elections were not important and that sedition was the way to go (how they justify collecting salaries was not explained). But their opinions were no match for The Constitution.

The OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) is still going to be causing as much turmoil and chaos as possible in its remaining days, but those days are limited. Come January 20, 2021, We will finally have a REAL President again.


L. O. S. E. R.

GSA Finally Admits Reality

WASHINGTON – Although the Enormous Orange Bag of Excrement (OBOE) continues to stamp its little feet and shake its laughably diminutive fists, the Administrator of the General Services Administration, Emily Murphy, has finally acknowledged reality, ascertained that Biden has won, and released the funds necessary to facilitate the transition from the unlawful regime of the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS to President Elect, Joe Biden. Now that the vote in Michigan has been certified by the State Board of Canvassers, regardless of what happens in any remaining pathetic, idiotic lawsuits, the outcome is certain: The OAF OF OFFICE LOST THE ELECTION. To reiterate: The OAF OF OFFICE LOST THE ELECTION. Tough shit. The long national nightmare is almost over – it will continue until noon EST on January 20, 2021.

Again, it is with great enthusiasm that we say, ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER!

Now, BIDEN WINS by Seventy-Nine Million

Rules Are Rules!

WASHINGTON – Finally! Due to the insane machinations of TWWENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS’ deranged attorney, Rudolph GHOULIANI, any candidate is free to disregard ALL votes cast for the candidate’s opponent. Since that is now the case, NONE of TWITLER’s votes count!

Biden now wins: 79,000,000 to 0!

Democracy is awesome!



WASHINGTON – Ten Weeks from today (that’s seventy days), the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS will no longer be occupying the White House. We can only hope that it is also summarily arrested for crimes committed and marched off to prison. This has been a difficult four years. And, regardless of how much turmoil, confusion, deception and falsehood, it attempts to sow, it will be leaving. It can refuse to concede. It can hide in its bunker. It can hold super-spreader rallies all over the nation. It can sue all the imaginary foes it wishes. But, it CANNOT and SHALL NOT ignore the will of the people!