Banana Republican Strategy Explained

What part of NO is confusing you?

What part of "NO" is confusing you?

WARSHINGTON – Today, as once again, everything seems to be coming up Obama (Economic Stimulus, Health Care Reform, Oil Well Capped, Financial Services Reform, Unemployment Benefit Extension), the party of “NO” revealed its thinking on what its members would do if they were somehow able to regain power in Congress. The strategy is a perfect fit for their core values, and it is expressed in a thoroughly modern manner. Banana Republicans view the state of the nation as a set of two binary conditions and thus, they have drawn a matrix to reflect their response to each and every one of the possible combinations. It looks like this:

Banana Republican Strategy Matrix State of the Economy
Strong Weak
Nation at War or Peace Peace TaxCutsForTheRich and Fomenting Racial Hatred TaxCutsForTheRich and Fomenting Racial Hatred
War TaxCutsForTheRich and Fomenting Racial Hatred TaxCutsForTheRich and Fomenting Racial Hatred

Clearly, they have thought this through and have all the bases covered.

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