Bar’s Big Surprise

Hey, it surprised me too!

Hey, I'm just as shocked as everybody else!

HOUSTON – Former President MORON’s mother underwent surgery for the second time in five months here today.  Unlike the November surgery for  a perforated ulcer, this one was very unexpected.

As it turns, out she had her aortic valve replaced with that of a pig (what, no jackal valves available?).  But what makes this event truly unusual is that it proves this person actually has a heart!  Astonished doctors confirmed the ice cold organ’s existence to understandably skeptical onlookers.

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