Garland Castrates Self For tRUMP

I wasn’t using them anyway

WASHINGTON – In a memo just released, for some unknown reason, Merrick Garland announced that he would castrate himself. Rather than pursue criminal charges against the OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement), for purely political reasons, he would refuse to act in order to assure that it (The OBOE) would be re-elected in 2024. The actual text of the memo refers to “political sensitivities.” But, rather than instructing the Department of Justice to ignore political appearances, it has DoJ attorneys bend over backward to avoid investigating even the most heinous and obvious crimes committed by insurrectionists. The rationale for this policy was not explained. This nation deserves better.

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