They Must Have Rigged The Hell Out Of This Recall Election



SACRAMENTO – Well, the recall election went down in flames! Apparently, Californians did not want to replace their extremely successful governor with a dim-witted conspiracy-spouting Uncle Tom who thinks slave owners should receive reparations. The election was so lopsided it could be called “Elder Abuse!”

Oh, and by the way, who was Larry ELDER? I don’t “recall…”

Of course, the OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) said the election was rigged. But, surprisingly, even though he was whining about fraud before the polls opened, even Larry HELLDER had to acknowledge that the election was free and fair! Who would have thought it?

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