L. O. S. E. R.

GSA Finally Admits Reality

WASHINGTON – Although the Enormous Orange Bag of Excrement (OBOE) continues to stamp its little feet and shake its laughably diminutive fists, the Administrator of the General Services Administration, Emily Murphy, has finally acknowledged reality, ascertained that Biden has won, and released the funds necessary to facilitate the transition from the unlawful regime of the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS to President Elect, Joe Biden. Now that the vote in Michigan has been certified by the State Board of Canvassers, regardless of what happens in any remaining pathetic, idiotic lawsuits, the outcome is certain: The OAF OF OFFICE LOST THE ELECTION. To reiterate: The OAF OF OFFICE LOST THE ELECTION. Tough shit. The long national nightmare is almost over – it will continue until noon EST on January 20, 2021.

Again, it is with great enthusiasm that we say, ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER!

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