How We Got Here

Stormy told the truth. That’s about the size of it. That’s why I am so angry all the time!

WASHINGTON – So,what are the ORANGES of The OAF OF OFFICE’s hateful world view? We know from its sister that it is a profoundly stupid individual. We know that it has no principles. We know it paid somebody to take the SAT for it. We know it was never actually accepted or admitted to Wharton, but rather, one of the art appreciation classes it took happened to meet in a lecture hall on the Wharton campus. As its niece’s book states, the greed, the dishonesty, the racial prejudice, misogyny and the incessant narcissistic self aggrandizement were all inherited from its father.

But the cruelty, that was original. That was the product of its anger over being short-changed in the phallic sense. It has spent an entire lifetime in a never-ending snit because no matter how much money Douchebag Daddy left it, it would never get over the embarrassment it suffered in the locker room at boarding school due to the diminutive size of its genitalia. Since it would be a stretch to blame somebody else for this particular shortcoming, there was really no way to assuage that particular ire. For direct first-hand evidence that this is what concerns the OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement), note that at one of the debates in 2016, it said of Marco Rubio, “I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.” Remember, when this drivel spewed from that Orange sewer hole, it was during a nationally televised event. It had to discuss the size of its TEENY-WEENIE on all channels. And, as every utterance it has ever made proves, when it asserts something and then adds, “believe me,” or “I guarantee you,” it is a prevarication (for the Orange and ignorant among you, that means a lie). So here we are. The White House is illegitimately occupied by a pathetic figure suffering from declining mental capacity that can only recall personal slights and seek revenge. This humiliation is part and parcel of what underlies the IMPOTUS’ perpetual state of unbridled rage.

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