Darkness, Anger and Gloom? I’ll show you Darkness, Anger and Gloom!

ARLINGTON – Before the Council for National Policy, a secretive organization of wealthy right-wing donors, lobbyists, and political operatives, today, the IMPOTUS said, “Over the last week, the Democrats held the darkest and angriest and gloomiest convention in American history” and, “If our opponents prevail, no one will be safe in our country and no one will be spared. Including the people who helped fund. They think they’re gonna be best pals. They’re not gonna be best pals. They’ll be terminated just like many others. I’m the only thing standing between the American dream and total anarchy, madness and chaos. And that’s what it is.” And, Holy Shit, if you saw the Democratic Convention, you would agree! All of those people who said Biden is a nice guy, those anecdotes of kindness and concern just spoke to darkness, anger and gloom. While the IMPOTUS had a positively glowing week. The SENATE (that’s right, the rubber-stamp denialist chamber under the auspices of MOSCOW MITCH McCONMAN) issued the final version of its report on the Russian tampering with our electoral process. And that report states clearly and unequivocally that there WAS COLLUSION and that IMPOTUS knew about it. Further, like a star-struck teenager, the IMPOTUS actually sent love letters to Vladimir PUTRID stating, “I’m a big fan!”

The KATRINA-VIRUS has claimed over 170,000 lives in this country and all the IMPOTUS can say is, “It is what it is.” So, fuck you, dying Americans, it is what it fucking is!

And, as for the cognitive test, where the IMPOTUS claims it got extra points for saying, “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV,” it turns out the ONLY extra points that can be awarded are for having an education level below 12th grade. So, yeah, extra points. On a test to determine whether or not one has suffered a concussion, the IMPOTUS demonstrated that it did not even have a High School education. Well done, OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement)!

And coming up, the sweetness and light of a BANANA Republican convention. Remember, last time the theme was “American Carnage.” That won’t be dark, angry or gloomy.

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