Enormous Orange Coward Throws Temper Tantrum and Storms Off Because Girls Are “Nasty”

Storming Off

IMPOTUS Can’t Stand The Heat

WASHINGTON – At another of his inane self-aggrandizement sessions here today, the OAF OF OFFICE was confronted with a very simple question from a mean-reporter-lady. When CBS News reporter Weijia Jiang asked the bloated mass of blubber why it was treating the failure of testing on the part of its government as a global competition, it responded that she should “Ask China.” When Jiang, who is Chinese, asked why it responded to her specifically in that clearly racist tone, it said that what she asked was a “nasty question.” After that exchange, it stamped its little feet and stomped off the stage. This is a seventy-three year old crybaby. It thinks any big-scary-girl who asks a challenging question is “nasty.” “Nasty.” Seventy-fucking-three years old. While this same leaking sack of cytoplasm is using taxpayer resources to tout its golf courses, inside the White House, people are suddenly practicing social-distancing and wearing masks. This does not make any sense! KATRINA-VIRUS is a HOAX perpetrated by Hillary Clinton’s emails or something. Nobody working for the OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) should take any precautions whatsoever. They should be coughing and sneezing and wiping their hands all over one another to prove that viruses are not real. They should actually be prohibited from wearing masks, all soap should be confiscated, and hand sanitizer should be banned. As the nationwide death toll from this hoax exceeds eighty thousand, that gelatinous blob can only worry about its business interests – which were failing before the pandemic. Although here at highfunction.com our hearts go out to those credulous dupes who work for the shit-stain, the only bright spot is that perhaps one of them will infect it directly with the KATRINA-VIRUS and nature will take its course. Mother Nature, that is. “NASTY” Mother Nature.

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