SHUTDOWN, SHITHEAD!

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WASHINGTON – Exactly one year into the most disastrous administration in history, the OAF OF OFFICE had to cancel his little $100,000-a-plate pity party in Florida because the government was shut down due to his ineptitude. The “bestest business man ever-est” could not negotiate his way out of a paper bag. And, since he has no values of his own, he had to submit to the will of his dwindling extremist “base” (a toxic mix of credulous, uneducated racists and cynical, manipulative billionaires – who have never met). Although there has not been a three-fifths majority of Senators of one party seated since 1911, somehow, all other Congresses have been able to get to sixty votes to pass a spending bill. But the lazy, seventy-one-year-old crybaby was not even able to get all of his own party’s Senators to vote for a bill. The breathtaking level of incompetence has brought us a broken government that is incapable of running this country. Although the fat little fingers keep twittering out how it is Hillary’s fault (or some other equally inane excuse), the fact remains that Banana Republicans control The White House, The Senate, and The House of Representatives. And, they could not organize a pissing match in a brewery. Their insistence on racism as a fundamental tenet of governance does not sit well with average Americans. Pitting DACA against CHIP was a cheap shot, and there is never going to be a wall. So, cry, little OAF, cry that the big bad Democrats ruined your party. This shutdown belongs to DONALD T. RUMP, and RUMP alone.

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