The Truth Hurts

Um… Rusher… Hillary… Roy Fuckin’ Cohn! Anything, anything but the truth!

WASHINGTON – As Michael Wolff’s book, “Fire & Fury” drops today, the ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH is beside himself with rage. The usual perpetual rage that TWITLER carries around is nothing compared to what he is feeling today. Insulting his closest adviser, STEVE BATSHIT, lashing out at Hillary Clinton (yes, that Hillary Clinton, AGAIN), calling for the exhumation of a dead, discredited former attorney Roy Cohn, and threatening to sue everyone everywhere, the petulant little seventy-one-year-old is having a bad day. Apparently, in the book, even his own beloved daughter-wife dishes dirt on the fat little crybaby. And there is not a single staff member quoted in the book who does not say TWITLER is a moron. Some staff also recount ORANGE SHITBAG’s obsessive repetition of lies in a senile, forgetful manner. At the same time, direct evidence of T. RUMP’s efforts to obstruct justice in the investigation of Russian interference in the United States presidential election of 2016 is becoming very clear. Though the wheels of justice are turning, there is still time for Mother Nature to deliver. The rage could lead to a heart attack or a brain hemorrhage. But until then, let’s hope ORANGE PUPPET’s fat little fingers keep up the self-incriminating Twitter tirades. He is his own worst enemy.

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