Kissing PUTRID’S Ass, WTF?

If I say ANYTHING Mr. PUTRID doesn’t like, I’ll be in big, big trouble!

BEDMINSTER, NJ – Still on vacation at one of his sleazy fleabag flophouse resorts, The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN appeared before the press here today. Among the many, many stupid things he said, one stood out above all the rest. After his handler, PUTRID, ejected seven hundred fifty-five diplomats from Moscow, HE ACTUALLY THANKED HIS OVERLORD! That is right, PUTRID HUMILIATED TWITLER, and MANGO MUSSOLINI turned around and thanked him. He obviously colluded with Russia and PUTRID has the goods! There is absolutely no other possible explanation for selling out this nation so embarrassingly. He is a disgrace. He is a traitor. He is a coward. It is now only a matter of time. The FBI predawn raid on Manafort has apparently netted some very incriminating evidence regarding The ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH and the Russians. As the investigation closes in on Manafort, he is going to turn state’s evidence. And then, the ORANGE SHITBAG is going down. That is, unless Congress provides notice to Pence that Donald T. RUMP is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office as outlined in the Twenty-Fifth Amendment. In which case, he will be gone even sooner! Let’s hope our long national nightmare is finally drawing to a close!

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