Puppeteer

Observe, Komrades: lips don’t even move!

NEW YORK – Putin’s little ORANGE PUPPET, Donald T. RUMP, was once again duped by its master into delivering the most imbecilic denial of Russian hacking today. Standing next to known murderer, Don “Stomper” King, it said this: “I think that komputers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of komputer has made it where nobody knows exactly what’s going on. We have speed, we have a lot of other things, but I’m not sure we have the kind of security we need.” Note the lack of a definite article in the phrase “whole age of komputer.” This is how Russians speak. It is so obedient, it didn’t even paraphrase it’s handler’s words, it repeated them verbatim. The Kremlin considers it a “Polezni Durak” or “Useful Fool.” And, just because some dim-witted narcissist doesn’t understand how computers work does not mean, “nobody knows exactly what’s going on.” We have plenty of people who know, “exactly what’s going on.” What’s going on is Putin has his hand up the ORANGE PUPPET’s ass, the PUMPKIN BUMPKIN got played, it is in the process of committing treason, and we will not forget.

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