The Fifth Avenue Hillbillies

Ew, just ew

NEW YORK – You can just feel the creepiness in this image. First, THE ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH, Donald T. RUMP a self-identified misogynist, is seated while its third wife is standing (creepy). Second that child is not allowed anywhere near the MANGO MUSSOLINI, but rather must remain on the other side of the room because it does not love its son, it loves only itself (creepy). And third, it is actually seated in a hokey gold-plated chair because it imagines somebody with “class” would sit on such a magnificent shit stool (creepy). This caricature of a family is the best it can do. Its own upbringing was so devoid of human kindness that it can only imagine what a “real” family would look like. As we prepare for this embarrassingly unsophisticated travelling circus to snake its way to our nation’s capital we should all take a moment to point and laugh while we still have permission. After January 20, it is very likely the emperor’s lack of clothing will not be something we will be allowed to discuss.

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