Six Radical Mormon Terrorists Arrested, One Hospitalized, One Killed

Turns out I'm not that bright or that brave...

Turns out I’m not that bright or that brave…

MALHEUR NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE – Finally! As these self-identified Radical Mormon Terrorists left their little OWL QAEDA COWLIPHATE campout to meet with some sympathizers, the FBI moved in and the terrorists started shooting. FBI agents killed one, put one in the hospital and rounded up six others — including their leader, AMMOSEXUAL Bundy. Whoops! Weren’t they supposed to go down in a blaze of glory? Didn’t they promise us they would not be taken alive? Only one of them kept his word. The rest turned out to be cowards. Cowards with guns.

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