Clown Car Gets Designated Driver

Donald T. RUMP

Donald T. RUMP

NEW YORK – The Banana Republican Clown Car now has a designated driver! The one and only Donald T. RUMP! At his completely staged rally here today, mixed in with his racist and anti-American rants, he produced this gem, “When did we beat Japan at anything?” I swear to god he said that! He also determined that the Mexican government was SENDING rapists to the United States. He promised to build a wall around America and get Mexico to pay for it. He told us that The American Dream is dead. He HATES America. He is clearly suffering from severe delusions. And, he is the new darling of the Banana Republicans. Enjoy.

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