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Show Us The Warrant

Gas Leak

I just have to blame someone! Narcissism forbids me from admitting the truth!

NEW JERSEY – Although there is a huge gas leak over Bedminster, most of the pollution is of MAGAt minds. The OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) is now saying that the Director of the FBI, Christopher Wray, whom the OBOE itself appointed(!) is part of the Deep State and used the occasion of a search warrant upon the grounds of MAGA-A-Lago to plant evidence! Bullshit. The ONLY reason this particularly idiotic lie has emerged is because the FBI found exactly what they were looking for, and they caught the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS Red Handed! If this is not what happened, the proof is easy to provide. The Enormous Methane Cloud (read Burger Fart) could just publish the Warrant! All of those Q-ANUS dimwits who are calling this the greatest assault on Democracy since, Fake News, something, something, Hillary Clinton, blah-blah, Hunter Biden, something… (sorry! dozed off for a moment there during that grievance-fest) could be vindicated or, more likely, contradicted instantly. If this is so egregious, let the people decide! If the Warrant doesn’t spell out precisely what The OBOE took, prove it! This could be over tomorrow: Show Us The Warrant!

MICRODICK Pleads The Fifth

Teeny Fist, TEENT-WEENIE

Teeny Fist, TEENY-WEENIE

NEW YORK – One time, a large orange gasbag stated that only guilty people plead The Fifth. Then today, in New York that same gasbag, The OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) sat for a deposition in one of the many, many criminal investigations into its fraudulent property valuation claims. And guess what! It Pleaded The Fifth! It pleaded The Fifth four-hundred forty (440) times. Thereby admitting that it is guilty of the exact behavior of which it is accused. Haw fucking haw!