Of course I’m lying! I am a LOSER!
WASHINGTON – On this, the fourth day of the House Select Committee’s public hearings detailing the exact process by which the OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) conspired to overthrow the government of the United States of America, specific, incontrovertible and damning evidence was presented. Any prosecutor of any jurisdiction in this country would have no difficulty proving the case to a jury. However, due to the obsequious nature of our United States Department of Justice, absolutely NOTHING will be done. The greedy, hateful, demented would-be usurper will not be prosecuted. This is quite unfortunate because it simply guarantees that that bag of shit will become the next (albeit illegitimate) IMPOTUS. Every witness has confirmed that it (the OBOE) orchestrated and carried out a coup d’etat. Since the coup failed, it simply became a dress rehearsal for the next attempt in 2024. Yet, the DoJ is too frightened by a creepy mob boss to prosecute this crime. The grand experiment that was the United States will begin to unravel on November 5, 2024, and will come to an end on January 20, 2025. It was fun, but hey, greed, fear, hatred, rage, misogyny and terrorism are more compelling to the violent mob that will emerge then.
It is really a shame.