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OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

NO ONE CARES

WASHINGTON – We have a real President now. That OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) is impotent. From now on, may all its public appearances be in court, under oath! Hooray for the USA. Adios, Motherfucker!

Nobody Showed Up, Except For One Guy

Stupid, yes, but also very, very lonely

LANSING – Well, so far so good. Apparently when having to face “real” soldiers, the “Poor Little Boys,” the “Boogie-Woogie Braying Asses,” and the “OAF KREEPERS” decided it might be better to play army-man dress-up somewhere other than outside of the Capitols of various states across the country. At this “rally” in Michigan, only one dimwit showed up. A 67-year-old semi-retired window salesman carried a sign that said, in part, “We will support Joe Biden as our President if you can convince us he won legally. Show us the proof! Then the healing can begin.”

They must not teach logic in Window Selling School. The sign holder embarrassingly committed the all-too-common fallacy known as argumentum ad ignorantiam or appeal to ignorance. Basically, “Prove Unicorns Don’t Exist!” The combined brain power of these angry, entitled white folks with hurt feelings could not illuminate a fifteen watt bulb.

Let’s just hope the persistent National Guard presence continues to give them pause.

IMPEACHED. AGAIN.

Impeached

WASHINGTON – House passes Article of Impeachment: yea 232 (includes 10 BANANA Republicans), nay 197, abstain 4.

New Evidence: Dominion Voting Machines Do Contact Hugo Chavez!

The Ghost In The Machine!

LAS VEGAS – Well, well, well! It turns out the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS and Rudolph GHOUL-IANI were right! For the last few years, the annual Hacking Conference, DefCon, has included a Voting Village where all manner of voting machines are provided for attendees to inspect, disassemble, and hack to their hearts’ content. While many of the wild charges the tRUMPlodites have made have been difficult to prove, this one was easy! It turns out that after disassembling the microcode stored in ALL Dominion Election-Secure voting machines, this one function is, in fact, the smoking gun!

//pentagram seance algorithm
int pentagram_seance_vote_set(int vote) {
    int keep_or_flip = 0; //0=keep, 1=flip
    int candles[5];
    int degrees = 36;
    for (int i=0; i<5; i++) {
        candles[i] = degrees;
        degrees += 72;
    }
    burn(candles);
    keep_or_flip = contact_chavez(vote);
    extinguish(candles);
    return keep_or_flip;
}

Dead giveaway! Notice how the pentagram of candles is offset exactly enough to be sure the star is pointing downward, unlike the “proper” stars on the good old Confederate Flag!

TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS Commits Sedition By Inciting Angry White Mob Of TERRORISTS To Storm Capitol. Derelict Police Aid And Abet. FIVE DEAD. This Is On You. There Is Blood On Your Hands. You Are Cop-Killers.

Domestic Terrorism

WASHINGTON – The OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) slithered out toward The Ellipse today to tell a mob of armed “Poor Little Boys” that it invited to town to try to overthrow The Government. He promised them it would be “wild.” That mob then violently invaded the US Capitol, killing a police officer and injuring many others. The dimwitted tRimplodites are still trying to pretend it won the election. It lost. It has been surmised, based on information provided by outsiders, that the Capitol Police were forewarned but their leadership told rank-and-file officers to let the rabble in. While our Senators and Representatives were crouching down on the floor of the House chamber, The OAF OF OFFICE told its followers that it loved them and that they were special (the definition of aid-and-comfort). Fortunately, ultimately, the domestic terrorists were repelled. Orange TWITLER lost that title as Twitter, and Facebook blocked its accounts for violation of their policies forbidding incitement to violence. Although the Congress did reconvene and ultimately count all the Electoral College votes and certify Joe Biden as the next President, Mike Pence still refuses to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove it from office. Impeachment proceedings must begin at once. Again, ALL tRUMP SUPPORTERS now have BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.

VOTE, Georgia, VOTE

ATLANTA – Vote, Georgia, Vote.
Vote, Vote, Vote.
Vote for Ossoff,
Vote for Warnock,
Vote, Georgia, VOTE!