High Function: Functioning Highly

WASHINGTON – The TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS will leave 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. one month from today. If it refuses, it will be clapped in irons and marched out in a perp-walk broadcast on all channels (here’s hopin’!). Good riddance to bad rubbish!

WASHINGTON – Ok. The Electors in all 50 states have now met and voted. The TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS lost the Electoral College vote 306 to 232. There is nothing left but whining (a LOT of whining), geriatric pouting, foot stomping, tiny fist shaking, lying, insulting, oh and pardoning! But, come the Twentieth of January in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand Twenty-One, there will be no more OAF OF OFFICE in the White House. Finally! The People have spoken loudly and clearly!

WASHINGTON – As if it really needed saying, even a tRUMP-laden Supreme Court stated that TexASS does NOT have standing to overturn the Electoral Votes of four other states, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. The succinct and unsigned order says, “The State of Texas’s motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied for lack of standing under Article III of the Constitution. Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another State conducts its elections. All other pending motions are dismissed as moot.”

That was the last limp-noodled attempt left to the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS, the one it called “The Big One,” and it was shot down in flames.

Sadly, lots of “Poor Little Boys” and other genitally-challenged hate-mongers will still take a few days to come around and the potential for violence will remain for some time. Remember, most of them still fly confederate flags. There is the matter of the 126 Banana Republican Congresspeople – 19 of whom claim to represent the very states that were targeted in the suit – who felt that elections were not important and that sedition was the way to go (how they justify collecting salaries was not explained). But their opinions were no match for The Constitution.

The OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) is still going to be causing as much turmoil and chaos as possible in its remaining days, but those days are limited. Come January 20, 2021, We will finally have a REAL President again.

ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER!