High Function: Functioning Highly

WASHINGTON – As his lies crash in around him and he is forced to declare a State of Emergency over the clearly politicized hoax of a pathogen, The OAF OF OFFICE again showed us what true leadership looks like. When asked about his complete failure to deal with KATRINA-VIRUS, he said, “I don’t take responsibility at all.” Just compare it to notable quotations from real presidents: “I cannot tell a lie,” “Four Score and Seven Years Ago… Government of the People, by the People, for the People, Shall Not Perish from the Earth,” “The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself,” “Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Country!” So, remember in November: “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

WASHINGTON – You’re doin’ a heck-of-a-job, Orangie! The one bright spot is that this could be The IMPOTUS’ Hurricane Katrina. Well, he might also contract it. How would he explain contracting hoax?

WASHINGTON – COVFEFE
NAMBIA
ANOLYMOUS
HAMBERDER
CARONAVIRUS
SMOCKING GUN
PRINCE OF WHALES
GLOBAL WARNING
TEXT MASSAGES
PRESIDENT OF VIRGIN ISLANDS
PRESIDENT OF PUERTO RICO
MELANIE
IT WILL HEEL
LASTING PEACH
UNPRESIDENTED
TAPP
Is that Tim Apple on the phone?
What are the ORANGES of this story!