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Adios, MotherHUCKER!

I’m not gonna lie, oh, wait…

WASHINGTON – After ninety-four days collecting a paycheck for doing nothing, non-functional PUMPKIN BUMPKIN mouthpiece, Sarah HUCKLEBERRY Sanders, called it quits here today. Apparently, the relentless lying, rationalizing, misdirecting and hate spewing finally wore her down. There was no indication that her abhorrent behavior weighed on her conscience, it was just a lack of stamina. The rats are leaving the sinking ship.