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So what if I foam at the mouth?

WASHINGTON – The mental state of the OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) is visibly deteriorating. As he proclaims his innocence (hah!) and swears up, down and sideways that the Mueller Report exonerates him, he is also trying to claim the report is protected by executive privilege. That makes perfect sense. It proves he didn’t do it, but he doesn’t want anybody to see it. This is NOT the deranged behavior of an insane person, this is rational (just ignore that foam spewing from his mouth, that’s how pr*sidents behave!).

Commander In CHEAT

Don’t act so surprised

WASHINGTON – According to the New York Times, during the period between 1985 and 1994 while the OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) was pretending to be a successful business person, he falsely told the IRS that he actually LOST One Billion, Two Hundred Million Dollars ($1,200,000,000). Actually, he fabricated paper losses to cheat the Federal Government out of the taxes on whatever income he really did produce. The only other possibility is that the pr*sident sucks at business and has only ever lived off his father’s money. Naturally, TWITLER has denied everything. But this time, there is a very easy way for him to prove he is an honest, tax-paying citizen: he can release his tax returns. Of course, he will not. He is a tax cheat and if his tax returns become public, his lack of integrity will become irrefutable.