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SHITHEAD Calls Countries SHITHOLES

OAF OF OFFICE trembling with impotent rage

SHITHOLE

WASHINGTON – The OAF OF OFFICE described African countries, El Salvador and Haiti as SHITHOLES during a discussion with congresspeople about immigration in The White House today. He said he would prefer immigrants from Norway. TWITLER is a racist. The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN is a SHITHEAD who is making The United States look like a SHITHOLE.

OAF OF OFFICE

WASHINGTON – Today, The ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH asserted that he is “like really sm**t” and declared that he is a “very stable gen**s” (Editor’s Note: we cannot publish such foul language in relation to this ORANGE FUCKING BAG OF SHIT – because he is stupid). He is in fact, the OAF OF OFFICE.

The Truth Hurts

Um… Rusher… Hillary… Roy Fuckin’ Cohn! Anything, anything but the truth!

WASHINGTON – As Michael Wolff’s book, “Fire & Fury” drops today, the ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH is beside himself with rage. The usual perpetual rage that TWITLER carries around is nothing compared to what he is feeling today. Insulting his closest adviser, STEVE BATSHIT, lashing out at Hillary Clinton (yes, that Hillary Clinton, AGAIN), calling for the exhumation of a dead, discredited former attorney Roy Cohn, and threatening to sue everyone everywhere, the petulant little seventy-one-year-old is having a bad day. Apparently, in the book, even his own beloved daughter-wife dishes dirt on the fat little crybaby. And there is not a single staff member quoted in the book who does not say TWITLER is a moron. Some staff also recount ORANGE SHITBAG’s obsessive repetition of lies in a senile, forgetful manner. At the same time, direct evidence of T. RUMP’s efforts to obstruct justice in the investigation of Russian interference in the United States presidential election of 2016 is becoming very clear. Though the wheels of justice are turning, there is still time for Mother Nature to deliver. The rage could lead to a heart attack or a brain hemorrhage. But until then, let’s hope ORANGE PUPPET’s fat little fingers keep up the self-incriminating Twitter tirades. He is his own worst enemy.