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The Impotent Rage of a feckless halfwit

WASHINGTON – Failure. Sixty Four days in and The ORANGE PUPPET showed just how much power those little temper tantrums really hold. The QUITTER-IN-CHIEF could not even get his signature piece of legislation, repealing the ACA, to a vote in The House – a House that has voted for that legislation some fifty four times over the last seven years. He tried for seventeen whole days. They say he gave it his all (hey, Banana Republicans, are you proud that your hero only has seventeen days of fight in him?). Then, like the narcissist he is, he just quit. He stamped his feet, shook his tiny fists, told all the big mean Congresspeople that he would huff and puff and something, something… Didn’t work. Apparently, once you get up close, that ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH isn’t so scary after all. Maybe it is just that he couldn’t possibly twitter out enough vitriol to hurt them all, or maybe it is because his incompetence is simply too monumental to overlook (“No one knew that healthcare would be so complicated!”). But either way, it is failure. “The Art Of The Deal,” hah! Failure.


Look at the temper in this one! Somebody needs a time-out! Or a nap…

WASHINGTON – The wheels are falling off. The House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence’s investigation into The ORANGE PUPPET’s collusion with Russia has descended into chaos. Evidence of The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN’s involvement is so direct that Committee Chair Devin Nunes had to run to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to obstruct justice by letting swindler Donald T. RUMP know that it’s over. Since Nunes is clearly derelict in the performance of his duty, it must have been important. At the same time the Banana Republican Chairman was warning TWITLER, and then disclosing classified information to the press, the Democratic Ranking Member, Adam Schiff, was telling the public that the evidence is more than circumstantial. RUMP’s Campaign Chairman, Paul Manafort, has been on the take from a Russian mobster for years. And, now there is a phone call with RUMP, Manafort and The Russian mob all together. Let’s get that Special Prosecutor started now. Oh, and remember, he is trying to destroy the ACA this week, and he may not even be able to get his bill through The House. Guess he was right, guess he was getting sick of winning, because he is not winning anymore!

Equinox, March 2017

Still in one piece…

EARTH – Well, to the north, Spring has sprung, and to the south, Fall has fallen. And though it seems like years, today also marks the second full month of The ORANGE PUPPET’s occupation of The White House. Forty-six more months to go!

RUMP Tax Return 2005

ROCHESTER – DCReport.org posted these pages from The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN’s 2005 Tax Return today.
It is most likely The ORANGE PUPPET released this himself.

Cover-Ups And Lies

Still croaking, still lying

WASHINGTON – Well, as expected, it turns out that The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN who just accused his predecessor of a FELONY, was once again, just full of shit. There was no effort to “tapp” of THE FIFTH AVENUE HILLBILLY’s shit-box hell-hole. And, what is really going on is that THE ORANGE PUPPET was instructed to get attention off of his handlers in The Kremlin, and hey, picking on Barack Obama is what got him to the party in the first place. No spine, all whine. Can’t wait for the impeachment to begin…