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Like It's 1999

Like It’s 1999


Still A Sore Loser

Puffery is policy!

Puffery is policy!

MADISON – Yesterday, in the Banana Republican primary here, Four-Time-Bankrupt Swindler, Donald T. RUMP lost but good. This time, the orange volcano of hatespeech achieved something quite surprising: he managed to get half the Banana Republicans of Wisconsin to vote for Ted CURSE! Think about that for a moment. The xenophiobia, misogyny, religious intolerance and bigotry spewing out of an over-inflated blowfish was so repulsive that Banana Republican Wisconsinites, in their nauseated state, didn’t even notice that they were voting for another xenophobic, misogynistic, religiously intolerant bigot! As always, the narcissistic bully was magnanimous in defeat, calling CURSE a liar, a thief, a Trojan horse, and accusing him of stealing the nomination. This was offered in response to a policy question regarding sending nuclear weapons to Japan and Korea. Keep it up Banana Republicans, that is the kind of vision that will “Make America Hate Again!”