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Clown Car Gets Designated Driver

Donald T. RUMP

Donald T. RUMP

NEW YORK – The Banana Republican Clown Car now has a designated driver! The one and only Donald T. RUMP! At his completely staged rally here today, mixed in with his racist and anti-American rants, he produced this gem, “When did we beat Japan at anything?” I swear to god he said that! He also determined that the Mexican government was SENDING rapists to the United States. He promised to build a wall around America and get Mexico to pay for it. He told us that The American Dream is dead. He HATES America. He is clearly suffering from severe delusions. And, he is the new darling of the Banana Republicans. Enjoy.

BLAND Paul Is Not Your Friend

Bland, very bland

Bland, very bland

WASHINGTON – Just because BLAND Paul is attempting to thwart the excessive overreach of the USA Patriot Act Section 215, that does not mean he is your friend. He is still a foaming-at-the-mouth right-wing war-monger. He just doesn’t like the NSA to track his phone calls. Do not be hoodwinked. Do not lose sight of the big picture. One gesture toward rasonableness does not a rational politician make.