High Function: Functioning Highly

I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay!

SPRINGFIELD – Two things you need to do to get on this list: appear on ‘The Simpsons’ and, die.

• Phil Hartman
• Tom Poston
• Chick Hearn
• Steve Allen
• Tito Puente
• Linda McCartney
• Bob Hope
• Barry White
• Johnny Carson
• George Harrison
• Joey Ramone
• Johnny Ramone
• George Feneman
• James Brown
• Werner Klemperer
• Robert Goulet
• Johnny Unitas
• Rodney Dangerfield
• Johnny Cash
• Jim Varney
• Bob Denver
• Rod Steiger
• George Carlin
• John Entwhistle
• Patrick McGoohan
• Paul Newman
• Dennis Weaver
• George Plimpton

Errors, omissions, corrections, updates welcome.
Rest in peace.

Yawn...

ATLANTA – It is creepy. First, Pepsi blind-sides us with a commercial where they add a little big-band section to the middle of The Who’s “My Generation”, and then they try to distract us with some blended rendition of Bob Dylan’s “Forever Young”. The commercials are awsome! If only there were some correlation between brand loyalty and advertising, Pepsi would be King of the Colas! But, they’re not; they’re not.

The Only Psychedelic VooDoo Rockabilly Band That Matters

GLENDALE, CA – Lux Interior, of The Cramps, died on Tuesday, February 3, 2009 at the age of 60 from a heart condition.

He was a Human Fly, and he didn’t know why.