
Jes' workin' on the legacy
WARSHINGTON – Ah, only three more weeks! As the end of the eight long years of The MORONARCHY draws mercifully closer, one more of President MORON’s initiatives has (surprisingly!) fallen apart. Yes, just like: “no one could have imagined that people would hijack planes”, “we’ll git Osama bin Laden, dead or alive”, “Iraq is an imminent threat”, “Saddam Hussein has Weapons of Mass Deception and we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud”, “Mission Accomplished”, “bring it on”, “we don’t torture”, “if someone in this administration was involved in exposing Valerie Plame, they will be dealt with”, “Brownie, yer doin’ a heck of a job”, and the ever popular “the fundamentals of the economy are strong”; Sexretary of State, CONVOLUTED LIES’ statement about the Israeli/Palestinian situation, “they have achieved a good deal of progress in their negotiations, a good deal of progress in the work that is being done on the ground,” finally seals the deal. Eight years of incorrect assessments, false characterizations, inaccurate predictions, deceptive misdirection, and of course, the big five: lying, cheating, stealing, torturing and killing; and they aren’t through yet! Even as President MORON’s economy continues its tailspin, Israel declares that it is in an “all-out war” with Hamas (yes, this is the upshot of President MORON’s peace accord). Nothing like having your finger on the pulse, President MORON!