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I once told a whopper thiiiiis big!

WASHINGTON – It took Trump 601 days to hit 5,000 lies, but since then “the tsunami of untruths just keeps looming larger and larger,” The Washington Post reported. As a result, the president needed just 226 more days to top 10,000, doing so on April 26. That’s an average of nearly 23 false claims a day over the past seven months. Finally, this so-called administration does have one superlative: most dishonest.



WASHINGTON – Desperate to have the investigation of his criminal wrongdoing come to an end, a befuddled and clearly cognitively challenged OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) demanded that Congress look into the “ORANGES” of the Mueller investigation. That’s right, if he knew the ORANGES, he would be able to… something, something… (The level of incoherence makes it difficult to understand exactly how the ORANGES would help, but nonetheless, off we go, on a quest for ORANGES!).

It’s Mueller Time

Mueller Time! Woo!

WASHINGTON – Though there is apparently “No Collusion” as the OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) has told us numerous times, Robert Mueller has delivered his report to the Attorney General here today. Grab a beer because it is most certainly Mueller Time!

What Goes Around Comes Around

I’ll show you judicial temperament!

WASHINGTON – Well, all but one BANANA REPUBLICAN Senator (Lisa Murkowski of Alaska), including Susan Collins of Maine, along with one turncoat Democrat, Joe Manchin of West Virignia, voted for cloture today, and vowed to vote to confirm the drunken rapist, Brett CAVALIER, to the Supreme Court Of The United States tomorrow. This particular drunken rapist appeared before the Senate Judiciary Coimmittee last week on Thursday, September 27. During his appearance, he threw a temper tantrum and screamed about a conspiracy involving Democats, Clintons, George Soros, the Illuminati and maybe a couple space aliens who were all out to get him because he liked beer. The tone and tenor of his furious rant were only part of the story. The fact that he does not exhibit a judicial temperament is almost irrelevant in light of the fact that he vowed to seek vengeance against his “enemies” (approximately 55% of registered voters) from the bench. In a prepared speech, meaning the sentiment was not formulated in the heat of the moment, he stated explicitly that “What goes around comes around.” This disgusting organism will now serve on the Court for the rest of its life.

Therapist Versus The Rapist

She said, he lied

WASHINGTON – Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testified here today before the Senate Judiciary Committee to the sexual assault she suffered at the hands of a black-out drunk Brett CAVALIER while at a party in Bethesda while they were both in High School. Afterwards, the spineless drunken angry nominee to the Supreme Court accused her of participation in a conspiracy to keep him off the bench. He stated that the fact that he perpetrated the assault while he was a high school student was somehow orchestrated by modern-day conspirators. This, along with other typical right-wing thinking simply violates the laws of causality. The Committee is complicit in this cover-up because they refused to order an investigation into the allegations. The nation is in peril, and the continued service of Donald T. RUMP as the unduly elected Resident of the United States has become an existential crisis.

Good Job, Jeff……

WASHINGTON – Once again, a creepy message from The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN was emitted from hate-speech enablement platform, Twitter:

Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff……

The OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) truly believes that the Justice Department should prosecute his political enemies, and ignore wrongdoing by his political allies. This is EXACTLY how they do it in the other BANANA REPUBLICS. And in this BANANA REPUBLIC, Congress has abrogated its responsibility to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” There is no innocent explanation for the BANANA REPUBLICANS’ complicity in this abuse of authority. The BANANA REPUBLICANS are so desperate to pursue their corporatist agenda that they have agreed to ignore “Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.”

RUMP Henchman #1 Pleaded: Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty; RUMP Henchman #2 Found: Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, Guilty!

Holy Shit!

WASHINGTON – Oops. A very bad day for The OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement). Cohen pleaded guilty to eight felonies he committed with TWITLER for the purpose of influencing the election. Manafort was found guilty of eight more felonies he committed on behalf of The PUMPKIN BUMPKIN. Congress still has no spine. The Impeachment process must begin TODAY.


WASHINGTON – Once again, the OBOE (Orange Bag Of Excrement) has used his fat little fingers to rage-tweet from the White House toilet where he spends so much of his time. This time, the hate-speech took this form:

“..This is a terrible situation and Attorney General Jeff Sessions should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now, before it continues to stain our country any further. Bob Mueller is totally conflicted, and his 17 Angry Democrats that are doing his dirty work are a disgrace to USA!”

This is a direct order to obstruct justice. The so-called pr*sident should resign immediately. Congress is spineless; they should begin impeachment proceedings at once.

This Is What A Cat Looks Like Covering Up Shit

Just too stupid

WASHINGTON – Taken aback by criticism from even some of the most rabid denialists after committing treason yesterday, the OBOE (ORANGE BAG OF EXCREMENT) tried to “clarify” his obsequious endorsement of his handler’s assertion yesterday in Helsinki. But, he was unable to read the hostage statement without adding some touches of Orange bullshit. He claimed he “misspoke” when he lied about Russian meddling in our election. Yet, he had to write in his own fat little hand “There was no colusion.” He says he is highly educated. Yet, he can not spell the crime in which he engaged. Further, it is only a matter of time before he goes back to crying “witch hunt.” Appeasement of PUTRID will be his legacy. We must hold out hope that Mueller is free to conclude his investigation, and that the House and Senate will turn blue and then we must demand that TWITLER be impeached.



HELSINKI – So, there it is. The OAF OF OFFICE and his handler. Donald T. RUMP just sold out this country to Valdimir PUTRID because he is being blackmailed. T. RUMP said that Russian meddling in U.S. elections is fine, as long as Mr. PUTRID lets him keep his stolen residency. Oh, and also Clinton’s emails something, something, blah, blah, blah. This is simply disgusting. THE ORANGE VOLCANO OF HATESPEECH is a cowardly traitor. All Banana Republicans are now complicit in treason. There is no innocent explanation.