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WASHINGTON – Ok. The Electors in all 50 states have now met and voted. The TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS lost the Electoral College vote 306 to 232. There is nothing left but whining (a LOT of whining), geriatric pouting, foot stomping, tiny fist shaking, lying, insulting, oh and pardoning! But, come the Twentieth of January in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand Twenty-One, there will be no more OAF OF OFFICE in the White House. Finally! The People have spoken loudly and clearly!


This is what a pouting LOSER looks like

WASHINGTON – As if it really needed saying, even a tRUMP-laden Supreme Court stated that TexASS does NOT have standing to overturn the Electoral Votes of four other states, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. The succinct and unsigned order says, “The State of Texas’s motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied for lack of standing under Article III of the Constitution. Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another State conducts its elections. All other pending motions are dismissed as moot.”

That was the last limp-noodled attempt left to the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS, the one it called “The Big One,” and it was shot down in flames.

Sadly, lots of “Poor Little Boys” and other genitally-challenged hate-mongers will still take a few days to come around and the potential for violence will remain for some time. Remember, most of them still fly confederate flags. There is the matter of the 126 Banana Republican Congresspeople – 19 of whom claim to represent the very states that were targeted in the suit – who felt that elections were not important and that sedition was the way to go (how they justify collecting salaries was not explained). But their opinions were no match for The Constitution.

The OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) is still going to be causing as much turmoil and chaos as possible in its remaining days, but those days are limited. Come January 20, 2021, We will finally have a REAL President again.


L. O. S. E. R.

GSA Finally Admits Reality

WASHINGTON – Although the Enormous Orange Bag of Excrement (OBOE) continues to stamp its little feet and shake its laughably diminutive fists, the Administrator of the General Services Administration, Emily Murphy, has finally acknowledged reality, ascertained that Biden has won, and released the funds necessary to facilitate the transition from the unlawful regime of the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS to President Elect, Joe Biden. Now that the vote in Michigan has been certified by the State Board of Canvassers, regardless of what happens in any remaining pathetic, idiotic lawsuits, the outcome is certain: The OAF OF OFFICE LOST THE ELECTION. To reiterate: The OAF OF OFFICE LOST THE ELECTION. Tough shit. The long national nightmare is almost over – it will continue until noon EST on January 20, 2021.

Again, it is with great enthusiasm that we say, ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER!

Now, BIDEN WINS by Seventy-Nine Million

Rules Are Rules!

WASHINGTON – Finally! Due to the insane machinations of TWWENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS’ deranged attorney, Rudolph GHOULIANI, any candidate is free to disregard ALL votes cast for the candidate’s opponent. Since that is now the case, NONE of TWITLER’s votes count!

Biden now wins: 79,000,000 to 0!

Democracy is awesome!



WASHINGTON – Ten Weeks from today (that’s seventy days), the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS will no longer be occupying the White House. We can only hope that it is also summarily arrested for crimes committed and marched off to prison. This has been a difficult four years. And, regardless of how much turmoil, confusion, deception and falsehood, it attempts to sow, it will be leaving. It can refuse to concede. It can hide in its bunker. It can hold super-spreader rallies all over the nation. It can sue all the imaginary foes it wishes. But, it CANNOT and SHALL NOT ignore the will of the people!



290-214 And Counting!

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – Finally! We have Number Forty-Six! This is the end of an era, and the beginning of a New Age!

Just to prove the point, here is what THE WINNER said: “America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.”

And here is what IMPOTUS, The OAF OF OFFICE, THE LOSER said: “Beginning Monday, our campaign will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated.”

So, The OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement), it is all over but the suing. Well, Adios, Motherfucker!



It’s Finally Time! We must turn the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS Out! No more OAF OF OFFICE!


Shit, god damn, get off your ass and jam!
Shit, god damn, get off your ass and jam!
Shit, god damn, get off your ass and jam!


Do Not Be Intimidated!

This is the mark of COWARDS

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – Beware! Individuals displaying this flag, are going to be standing outside your polling place. They do not have any authority to harass you, question you, physically challenge you or do anything to suppress your right to vote, and they categorically MAY NOT cause you any physical harm. If you are registered to vote, you MUST vote. Please be advised, they are scared little boys with serious psychological and emotional issues. They are invariably INCELS. They harbor a great deal of rage. They wave guns around to compensate for the humiliating dysfunction and diminutive size of their genitalia. They used to hide their racial hatred and bigotry; but ever since the TEENY-WEENIE IMPOTUS stole the last election, they have declared their animosity loudly and proudly. They represent the worst of this nation. However, this is their last gasp. After tomorrow, they will have to slink back to the shadows and console one another with imaginings of what could have been. The ONLY way they win is if you allow them to intimidate you. Don’t. Instead, exercise your franchise! VOTE!

Remember: Four Years Ago, The Polls Were ALL WRONG

Five Thirty Eight Was Wrong

UNITED STATES – Remember, exactly four years ago today, there was not a single poll that suggested an OBOE (Orange Bag of Excrement) would become the OAF OF OFFICE. Remember also, this web site predicted its victory outright. Well, here we are. The ONLY way to prevent a repeat is to get off your ass and VOTE. Did you get that? Get off your ass and VOTE.