PUNTSMAN
WRONGNEY (Yawn) Takes New Hampshire For Granite
Loser
SANTORUM Surges From Behind In Iowa
Castrated by TeaBaggers
Joke’s Over
During his mindless, rambling speech, he managed to intimate that his never having held public office was somehow an advantage. He explained that he was not the usual type of candidate and this was why he was losing. Sadly, his explanation fell short. From his wilful ignorance of foreign affairs (think U-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan), to his outrageously regressive tax plan, to his admission that his confusion over Libya was due to having “a lot of things twirling around” in his head, to his outright trashing of all of his female accusers, he just proved that he is the exact sort of egotistical, uninformed, mysogynistic, self-serving douchebag the Tea Baggers have always supported!
Ultimately, he QUIT! It really didn’t matter though; he wasn’t going to win. But, his laughable antics did make watching the Banana Republican food fight a little easer. Ah well, there’s still plenty of batshit craziness, immigrant bashing, finger pointing, truth distorting and outright lying to go around…









